Valentine's Day · Your dad

The perfect valentine's day gift for dad. Small-batch. Adult-humor approved.

Curated for the vibe. Small-batch, cured for 3–4 weeks of unapologetic longevity. Ships discreet from the USA.

Bare Wood

Deep Blue

Sugared Skin

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$17.98$26.97

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